Deadly Deal Breakers

How long would you live with this? 
These are 'deal-breaker' behaviors. Listed together, many seem innocuous - puppy biting, wild jumping, destruction, escaping, knocking down children. The problem is that while innocuous, people don't get dogs to ruin their lives. They get rid of dogs that do. Any behavioral solution has to address the issue of timeliness. Many people reach their 'last resort' before they confide in their veterinarian. Solutions that require weeks to months to merely tone down the behavior are fails. They drain the owner's funds and test their patience beyond their limits. These are all 'acts of commision". The dog does something that cannot be tolerated. If you can stop them, the dog stays in the family. If not...not. That is the context. All too often the animal is put into a shelter where their survical is doubtful. Unless the behvavior is stopped at a shelter or rescue, the dog will go into another home and eventually be dumped and again in jeopardy. 
This is the result of one month, living with an 8-12 week old Boxer puppy. How long would you live with this?